Here's a recipe for chili that's worth writing home about. It's sort of a Frankenstein of recipes from various sources, but I assure you that it won't disappoint.
I'm calling it Chili con Awesome™ because it's chili...and it's, well, awesome.
Here's a modified version of the rum runners you'll get when you visit Atlantis in Nassua, Bahamas. The recipe makes it a little more strong and a little less sweet...but so much more tasty:
Serve over ice and shake well. Drink responsibly, but drink a lot ;)
Some say I curse like a sailor, but I've also been told that I'm as eloquent as a Hallmark card at times. Here are some of the curiously awesome things I've come up with...usually from right out of my ass: