Sure, Leave Me a Voicemail

I used to hate when people would call my phone and leave a voicemail message telling me to call them. First off, I know you called. It said so when I pressed ‘ignore’. Second, it’s kind of a no-brainer that, when someone calls, you call them back. Lastly, I really don’t care anymore anyways because I have Visual Voicemail, which means I can delete your message without even having to hear it.

So go ahead, leave a message. It’s not my time you’re wasting. (Note: rant does not apply to informative, interesting, or otherwise useful messages.)