Things I Say

Some say I curse like a sailor, but I've also been told that I'm as eloquent as a Hallmark card at times.  Here are some of the curiously awesome things I've come up with...usually from right out of my ass:

"It's hard to keep your balance when you stand corrected."

"Even those with the modest of dreams find them hard to fulfill."

"He who does not move forward will be left behind."