Today's Headlines

While living in Brevard County, Florida, your best source of quality local news comes from the Florida Today newspaper. I signed up for the online news notifications not because I wanted to stay up to date with current events, but because I needed a good laugh from day-to-day. I don’t think that the news stories are intended to be humorous, but how can they not with headlines like these:

  • Florida mom duct-taped 2 kids
  • Top cop ousted for ‘Jelly Belly’ memo
  • Escambia donkey draggers go to jail
  • Get ready to wait…and wait
  • Brevard shortcut is ‘crash in the making’

It almost makes the news worth reading, doesn’t it?

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