First dates gone awry

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Hey there! This post was written in 2008, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.

I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.

— Cory

There's been a lot of speculation about the quality of single, college-aged girls in the Melbourne area. My hypothesis is simple: most of the good ones go out of town for college while the "less than desirables" stick around, making the dating scene a rough, contaminated quagmire for guys like me. To qualify my deduction, here are some real quotes from first-dates I've been on:

(I really wish I were making these up)

As a result, here are some thoughts that often occur during my first-dates:

This is, without a doubt, the most depressing thing about living on the Space Coast, and I encourage any girl in Brevard County to prove me wrong about this. Please.