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No Wii for me

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Hey there! This post was written in 2006, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.

I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.

— Cory

I've come to the conclusion that the Nintendo Wii might be a little too intense for me. I don't own one, nor have I had even the slightest desire to obtain one. Today, I was reaffirmed that my decision to remain a virgin to the Wii was a good one. Introducing wiihaveaproblem.com. From the homepage:

Wii have a problem is a blog focused on bringing you the latest trend in gaming violence. That of damage caused by window lickers who should not be participating in activity of any form…yet own a Wii. Why? Because we're fanboys that's why.

Brilliant…cataloging rambunctious video gamers who proudly admit their self-inflicted idiocies to the world. Why didn't I think of that?