Ordering from Burger King

A drawing of a cartoon man pointing upwards

Hey there! This post was written in 2007, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.

I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.

— Cory

I get weird looks when I order from Burger King:

"A medium number one with cheese, minus onion...onion rings instead of fries...and a coke."

I suppose the whole onion thing is a bit contradictory, but what the hell?  They said I could have it my way.