Ordering from Burger King
Hey there! This post was written in 2007, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.
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I get weird looks when I order from Burger King:
"A medium number one with cheese, minus onion...onion rings instead of fries...and a coke."
I suppose the whole onion thing is a bit contradictory, but what the hell? They said I could have it my way.