Sophie's first Amazon order
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— Cory
I didn't think this would happen for at least a few more years, but a couple days ago our nine month old ordered her first lightning deal from Amazon using an unlocked iPhone (whoops).

Behold, all the laundry baskets we'll ever need.
The best part: there's a no-return policy for this item, so we're stuck with them. Nice choice, Sophie!
At least she's a bargain hunter. She would have saved us $50 had we actually needed six laundry baskets.