Stupid questions, stupider people

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Hey there! This post was written in 2007, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.

I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.

— Cory

You know how you can tell whether or not you're talking to an idiot? One way to know for sure is if they ask you nonsensical questions over and over again, taking baby steps to clarify what they actually need. Then, once you finally understand the nature of their inquiry, it has absolutely nothing to do with you at all and is probably something they could have easily figured out on their own with minimal effort.

People like this deserve the highest level of demeaning aggression available. That's right, they should all be fwapped. No!  Not that definition, I mean #4:

To smack incessantly with a fish; the highest form of physical insultation;

Yeah, that's the one. They all deserve to be smacked with a fish over and over again until they have scales and fish guts embedded in their skin, causing rotting, infectious diseases that eats them alive from the inside out. Aw, who am I kidding? A good fwap never hurt anyone…but it would be funny as hell.