The Man on the Moon

I came up with this years ago in my head. I used to type it as dummy text when I was trying out a keyboard or just needed to type somethingā€”kinda likeĀ Lorem Ipsum.

I have no idea why it stayed stuck in my head for all this time, but it's earned its place here because of it:

The man on the moon is quite a goon.
He got up there in a hot air balloon.
But what goes up, must come down.
So he'll be back sometime soon.