Things I say
Hey there! This post was written in 2012, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.
I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.
Some say I curse like a sailor, but I've also been told that I'm as eloquent as a Hallmark card at times. Here are some of the curiously awesome things I've come up with...usually from right out of my ass:
"It's hard to keep your balance when you stand corrected."
"Even those with the modest of dreams find them hard to fulfill."
"He who does not move forward will be left behind."