Today's headlines

Hey there! This post was written in 2006, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.

I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.

— Cory

While living in Brevard County, Florida, your best source of quality local news comes from the Florida Today newspaper. I signed up for the online news notifications not because I wanted to stay up to date with current events, but because I needed a good laugh from day-to-day. I don't think that the news stories are intended to be humorous, but how can they not with headlines like these:

• Florida mom duct-taped 2 kids
• Top cop ousted for ‘Jelly Belly' memo
• Escambia donkey draggers go to jail
• Get ready to wait…and wait
• Brevard shortcut is ‘crash in the making'

It almost makes the news worth reading, doesn't it?

(Links removed in August, 2012 since they no longer work.)